Regular readers may have noticed that last week I did not do a Heroes blog. This was not due to my usual laziness or even disinterest. It was due to the terrible crapfest that last week was. It was so bad that I couldn’t remotely think of anything to say about it other than a lot of swear words. Hiro’s stuff was beyond annoying, making Sylar look stupid at Hiro’s expense was just ridiculous and the HRG non-affair was a waste of time. Period. If Samuel wanted Hiro to work with him, he didn’t have to go to the trouble of taking Charlie. All he had to do was tell Hiro that he would be saving the world. Doofus would be there with bells on. Done. Nuff said. I did like that when Future Hiro appeared everybody wondered where his cool sword was. Too bad that future has been changed because I actually liked Future Hiro. Jackass.
Anyway, last weeks fuckery was enough to make me not want to watch the show ever again but love Sylar plus Pretty Peter keeps me coming back like like a yo-yo. If they’re ever stupid enough to remove them from the equation, I will be gone. But alas, I’m stuck in this almost loveless marriage. I say almost because shows like this week give me a glimpse of what once was and what still could be. I realize how ridiculous that sounds but honestly, it’s a metaphor that fits. Can’t help it.
There are many reasons why this week was not only better but was actually downright good. We’ll discuss them on a case by case basis.
1. Gretchen is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I thought about doing a whole paragraph of exclamation points to show just how very excited I am about this development but I will refrain, for now. I will say that when she left, about twenty minutes into the episode, I was nervous every time they showed Claire or her room, fearing that Gretchen would return to her would-be lover. But, we got through the episode and she appears to be gone for good. Hooray!!! She realized, after Becky tried to kill her and all, that maybe hanging out with Claire might not be good for her health. Claire actually got teary and begged but Gretchen showed no mercy and took off. Thank God. Extra points to the return of the Haitian, wiping out the memories of the other sorority girls. Haitian up!
2. The Return of HRG!!!!
This season, HRG has been listlessly wandering around without a purpose, babysitting emo-teenagers and talking to Angela and thinking about boning Tracy. Last week, of course, was the most egregious use of Noah Bennett, with his potential affair with random blond chick in the hotel room that time forgot. I swear, it felt like he was only there so the whole episode would not be about Hiro. It was made of suck.
But no more! This week, Claire called him to tell him about Becky, he Haitianed up the sorority, burst in on Samuel and interrupted his attempt to coerce Claire into joining the circus, shocked Becky, nearly killed Becky and Samuel…yes, it was awesome! I loved him staring down Samuel with his gun cocked at the ready and Samuel’s realization that Claire had been stalling him until her dad got there. I love Samuel but up til now he’s been more or less a puppetmaster, getting his way at every turn. Since most of our heroes are stupid, it’s nice to see someone stand up to him.
3. The Return of Nathan!
I am not as excited about this as I am other things and Pasdar is as good as gone, probably in the next episode or two, so this only got one exclamation point. But, let’s be honest here, Nathan is hot and right now Sylar’s hair is an abomination so I prefer to limit some of my exposure to it. Nathan’s brand of pretty is a nice break from that. Plus, he put another crimp in Samuel’s plans by flying back into his brother’s loving arms. Side note: Hooray for the return of the hoyay. The Petrelli boys were about half an inch from full on making out when they reunited. Their love is a beautiful thing.
4. Sylar vs. Matt: Battle To The Death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the first time in forever, Heroes not only did something awesome, they actually managed to surprise the hell out of me while doing it. All episode we had Matt and Sylar battling one another for control. Matt would attempt to thwart Sylar’s plan to get to New York to reclaim himself by planting guns in his baggage and sabotaging his car and Sylar would rebound by doing what Sylar does: killing people and threatening to kill people. I loved seeing real Sylar, who delights in toying with others, all over this episode. Okay, Matt, you won’t let me drive to New York? Fine, then I’ll kill the guy who kindly came over to help change my tire. Okay, you won’t tell me whose idea the switch was? Then I guess I’ll kill a waitress. Side note: that little diner in Odessa, Texas is sure a haven for powered people. They always end up there. Loved Sylar remembering that he came there to kill a waitress. hehe
Anyway, the snark flowed on Sylar’s part and Matt was not his usual stupid self, he actually out-thought Sylar (and I can handle that from Matt way better than Hiro any day) and had Sylar doodle a threat on the napkin that he gave to the waitress. They went out into the parking lots and got surrounded by the cops, for the note said that he had a gun and was going to kill everyone. Sylar pointed out to Matt that if they killed him, he’d also die but Matt planned that all along. He told Sylar he could control his body but never his mind and made it look like he was reaching for a gun. Bullet holes riddled Sylar’s body, Matt disappeared and we saw Matt on the ground, bloody and dying. Fabulous surprise. Shocked the hell out of me.
Of course, they immediately fucked that up by showing us scenes in which Peter heals Matt and he opens his eyes to Sylar grinning down at him…so that kinda negates the awesomeness a bit. I mean, couldn’t they let us think for a day that maybe Parkman was done? We all knew someone had been let go and they could have had us believing that Pasdar was a red herring, but no. Stupid. But I will not let it diminish my enjoyment of an actual good twist and good episode.
Not that everything was great. Deaf girl the doctor was nice, I suppose, but a bit boring compared to the rest of the episode. Emma dropped out of med school, apparently right before graduation because she was able to diagnose some passed out little girl with just a glance…okay, whatever. That didn’t do much for me, I guess she’s embracing her inner helper a la Hiro’s coaching. Don’t care. Oh, and the Peter’s healing power is really draining the hell out of him. Hopefully after he finishes making out with Nathan and saving Parkman he will take Sylar’s power again. Please? I can’t stand him not having awesomeness.
Next week, the return of Mohinder and much more Nathan and hopefully the Parkman/Peter stuff and no more Hiro. You noticed that it was a good episode and that Hiro was nowhere to be seen, right? Right. hehe Right now I’ll just bask in a good episode and maybe even rewatch it. Haven’t said that about Heroes in forever. Back with you next week, hopefully the Haitian won’t erase my memory of a good episode by letting them give me a crappy one again.