I’ve been negligent in my sports commentary since football season ended. I know it, I just haven’t been into sports at all now that football has gone and even things I love, like the draft, failed to stir me out of my sports funk. This is in large part due to hating everything that my former team, Tampa Bay, has done this off season; from releasing Derrick Brooks and Warrick Dunn to drafting a project QB in the first round to spending a fortune on a tight end with an attitude problem. Hated every single part of it and still not hyped about the upcoming season. Derrick has yet to sign anywhere and I’m waiting patiently to see if he will sign for someone I can root for. I’ll continue to root for the Pats, of course, but right now the Bucs are dead to me and they’re going to have to work pretty hard to get back my love.
Despite my lack of interest, I haven’t turned a blind eye to sports these past few months. I still watch PTI every day and Sportscenter more than is healthy. I still check my Cardinals box scores feverishly even though their early fast start has come to a screeching halt. I could tell you who the teams in the NBA playoffs are, even though I have never cared for basketball. So I am on top of things, I’m just not enamored of them like usual.
That’s not to say that there aren’t some things going on that I don’t care deeply about. I start with the latest, the release of Michael Vick from prison and the resulting “where will he land?” conversations. I know Michael Vick served his time and I know there are players in the NFL and other sports who probably have done worse than Vick and not paid as dearly as he did for his crimes. I get that. Hey, if it was up to me the Leonard Little’s of the world would not be gracing the football field. The fact that he is doesn’t change the fact that Michael Vick sickens me and I will never root for any team that takes him (and yes, I have heard the speculation that the Pats could go there…they better not). If you’ve read any of my TV blogs you know that I can deal with all the horrors and tortures that people do to one another but anytime they kill an animal, I can’t stand it. And I realize that is probably silly and we’re talking fiction vs. real life, but the truth of the matter is, I will never forget what Vick did and I will never forgive what Vick did. If he wants to partner with the Humane Society and speak to the ills of dog fighting, that’s great. I’m all for it. But does he believe it, or is he doing it simply because he needs some good PR? Cause I have to figure he doesn’t value an animal’s life anymore now than he did prior to prison. He just values a paycheck and his livelihood. If he can perhaps influence some of the other morons of the world that consider torturing animals a form of entertainment, good. It doesn’t mean I have to support him though. It doesn’t mean I have to cheer for him. As far as I’m concerned he’s a thug and a murderer. Scum. He was a thug before he got money and he was a thug after he got money. Will he be a less of a thug after prison? I don’t know. A part of me is glad a man like Tony Dungy is reaching out to him, another part of me doesn’t want Tony soiled by his presence.
I, of course, have no say as to what Roger Goodell does when it comes to reinstating Mike Vick. It’ll happen, be it with or without a suspension for lying. But I do have the right to say that I’m not going to root for any team that takes him. I won’t watch a game in which he plays. I find it interesting that everybody seems to think he’ll just waltz onto a team and be able to play anyway. He hasn’t been on a football field in 2 years. I doubt prison life was great for his speed and agility. So here’s hoping it’ll be a nonissue and he won’t be able to cut it anymore. Let him get a real job like the rest of the world and learn what it’s like to work for a living. Let him stay the hell away from any four legged creature. Let him prove that he can be a decent person before rolling out the red carpet, okay?
The other big football news, as always and forever, is the never ending saga of Brett Favre. I didn’t write a post celebrating his “retirement” because I knew…I knew that he’d pull this bullshit again and we’d be stuck with months of “Will he?” or “Won’t he?” Now he’s courting the Vikings and vice versa and everyday we’re getting breathless reports on whether or not he’s getting shoulder surgery. I don’t give a damn. I can’t even make myself have rage over it because it was so expected that he’d pull this again. He just can’t stand not having his name out there. Next year we’ll be talking about this again. I won’t ever believe he’s done.
Jon Gruden is joining the MNF booth and I’m pretty delighted. I love Tony Kornheiser as much as the next gal but he didn’t add anything to games and often took away by interjecting something pointless. Gruden is always a good quote and I hear that he did well on the NFL draft coverage on the NFL Network (which of course I would not know due to not having the NFL Network, thanks Brighthouse and NFL!) so I’m looking forward to hearing what my former coach has to say. I think he’ll go well with Jaws and Tirico.
I’m not freaking out about Tiger Woods yet but I am getting slightly worried about his ability to close out wins. I want Tiger to excel, he’s the only reason I remotely pay attention to golf. He needs to contend. While I’m talking golf, thoughts are with Phil and Amy Mickelson as she fights breast cancer. There are few words scarier than “cancer” and having dealt with it in my family, it’s something that I wouldn’t wish upon anybody. They seem like great people and I am sending some prayers their way.
I’m not paying much attention to baseball but I do know my Cards have fallen apart with injuries to Ludwick and Ankiel, not to mention having a cobbled together pitching staff. Carpenter is back tonight and I wish him well but I have no faith that he won’t be injured again in a couple weeks.
Well those are the main sports things I felt like discussing. Plenty of other stuff has gone on but it’s all flown out of my head at the moment. I will try not to wait so long for my next sports post, not that they get read like my TV ones. hehe Back at ya later!