Chapter 32 is up at ff.net. I’ll get it and chapter 31 loaded on here soon.
NotLocke is actually cool enough to hang out with Real Ben.
I know, I’ve slacked on getting my first Lost post up but you know, I had to think about something like that for awhile. Not that I’ve come to any new conclusions, but still, I’ve pondered things quite a bit. I’m just thrilled the show is back and still epically absorbing.
So it appears we have two separate realities going, the one back on the island and the one where the plane lands. You may remember that I predicted the plane would indeed land and everyone would be alive and such. I was feeling rather triumphant for about a minute until we saw our Losties also still on the island. Shouldn’t be surprised though, I rarely get anything right when it comes to this show.
Kate got moments with both her men in 2004.
How great was it to see Boone again? He was totally channeling Damon from Vampire Diaries too. You can’t tell me otherwise. hehe I liked seeing him interact with Locke, I’d forgotten they were friends. Charlie’s OD and saving by Jack was also a nice callback to earlier island happenings. I adored the Kate/Jack glance and the Sawyer/Kate interaction as well. I thought they might make him an even more active participant in her escape but his help in the elevator was fun and very Sawyeresque.
Hurley the good luck guy was definitely jarring but it totally made sense. The numbers were no longer cursed so Hurley was just living the high life and buying chicken franchises. Fitting.
The big, weird thing was Desmond being on the plane. Of course, it makes sense that he wasn’t on the island anymore as his ship would not have crashed but why was he on Flight 815? Tripp said something about him maybe being the exception to the rule, being able to float between the two realities and that makes sense to me. I suspect someone like Daniel might also have that ability, if and when he appears. Why? Don’t ask me. Just a gut feeling.
They're at it, again. With good reason this time at least.
On island, our Losties were all blown back to the future, so everyone is operating in the same time period apparently. I like to think that this means time travel is done. 2007 in one storyline, 2004 in the other. That’s enough to keep track of, but this is Lost and they’ll probably continue to mess with the mind. It’s how they roll. Anyway, Sawyer was immediately pissed at Jack that it didn’t work but in the midst of trying to kill him they heard Juliet calling from below. They managed to dig her out and Sawyer got to hold and kiss her one more time before she died as she was trying to tell him something.
A final goodbye, not gonna lie, I cried.
Everybody was so busy with that that they forgot that Sayid was pretty much dying in the van but finally they all remembered and took off to the temple at the recommendation of Jacob, who appeared to Hurley and informed him that he’d died about an hour before and gave him a note to take to the temple dwellers. They locate the temple and are taken hostage by some random people and taken to the Chinese Emperor, whose name I do not know so that’s what I’ve named him.
Emperor and his minions read the note and agree to help Sayid. They do so by putting blood in some water and holding Sayid below until he drowns and announce that he’s dead. Yeah, thanks for the help bastards. Jack’s pissed and tries to revive him but no dice. Fortunately, like half an hour later Sayid sits up. Or is it really Sayid? Coming back to that momentarily.
Manhandle Ben and die. DIE DIE DIE
On the other end of the island, Ben is all stunned over the fact that he killed Jacob and NotLocke is smug as hell but funny. Some of Ilana’s idiots come in demanding to see Jacob and NotLocke points them to the fire. This pisses off the big dude and he attempts to kill my Ben, which makes me shout in outrage and demand his immediate death. Lost, as it sometimes does for me when I root for a murdering, comes through. Or NotLocke does in the form of Smokey. He comes in and kills the hell out of everyone but Ben. Sadly Ilana was not in the room at that time. Ben just sits in a stupor for awhile which upset me but later there was some life in him.
Ben sees that Locke is really and truly dead. Yay!
Ben and NotLocke come out of the tunnel and Richard demands to know where Jacob is. Ben’s all like, “he’s hanging in the cave, totally cool, John’s back there too” and Richard shoves him toward Locke’s dead body, further stunning him. NotLocke comes out and says they’re going to the temple I think and Richard tries to confront him but NotLocke knocks him out and throws him over his shoulder and off they go.
Back at the temple, they start freaking over Dead Jacob and laying out smoke rings to keep the monster out (big guy attempted to do that before Smokey killed him but it found a way to kill him anyway). Then Sayid sat up, alive.
So, I assume that the note that Emperor had told him to shove Sayid in that water and let him die so Jacob could inhabit his body. Smokey apparently takes shapes but Jacob has to take over bodies, which might explain why Dead Christian Shepherd strolls around the island all the time. I always thought the island was going to come down to a showdown between Jack and Locke but right now it looks like Sayid vs. Locke. Interesting. Unless Jack dies and Jacob takes him over down the line. Could happen.
It seems the temple dwellers are disciples of Jacob (I use that word because many people think Jacob is God and Smokey is the devil, which makes as much sense as any other theory I’ve heard) and that is the place where the kids from the flight ended up being taken along with the stewardess from the tail section. Who else is there? Time will tell I guess.
I didn’t like how defeated Ben appeared for much of the episode but after he got over the DeadLocke shock he kinda had that plotting Ben look that delights me to no end, so we’ll see what kind of trouble Mr. Linus can cook up for NotLocke.
I’m not really looking forward to Sawyer vs. Jack round 293218253 or whatever it is but at least Sawyer has decided that making Jack live and suffer is more fun that deadening him. I don’t give a damn about the triangle but it would piss me off if Sawyer/Kate hooked up quickly because I truly believe in the love that he and Juliet shared.
Other observations and questions:
I’m not thrilled with the return of 2004 asshole Jin. I did enjoy Sun refusing to speak English and clarify things for him in customs.
Where was Eko? You know I love him and need to see him once since he should be alive and well in 2004.
Is Desmond still with Penny in alt universe? Can he hop around until he is again cause they need to be together.
Is all that Miles heard from Juliet that it did work? And how does she even know that?
Will Miles be able to talk to DeadSayid if Jacob is inhabiting him?
I’m not overly happy about all these new cast members and I totally don’t care about the temple dwellers and Ilana’s crew. Give me my Losties and Frank because he is awesome.
I’m sure I have other thoughts and questions but I didn’t do a rewatch and it’s been 3 days and I’m not that bright anymore so I forget things. hehe I’ll be more prompt next week, I promise!
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Dean finally meets Michael
Fate. Destiny. Bloodlines. Fathers & sons. Brother vs brother. Present meets past. Last night’s Supernatural had a little bit of everything and a lot of what I’ve been craving for weeks on end. Finally Dean meets Michael. Finally Sam gets to meet his mother. Finally we see Castiel. Finally Sam & John get to have a decent talk about how Dean and Sam were raised. Finally Dean revealed his true self to his mother. Finally, Anna died.
Okay, that last one was just icing on the cake but you knew I’d be celebrating the crispy critter that she became. I am so Michael’s bitch after that move, especially while he’s wearing the yummy young John Winchester while doing it. Seriously hot.
Total yum, especially when an angel's wearing him!
Anyway, Anna tries to reach out to Dean, interrupting one of his prurient dreams of angels and demons and asking him to meet her. Thankfully, our Dean was not born yesterday (though he wasn’t born in part of this epi, hehe) and he told Castiel who went to meet her in his place. It seems Anna was in Heaven Prison for awhile and that’s not a pleasant place to be. Cry me a river, Anna. She tells Cas that killing Sam is the only way to stop Lucifer but Cas won’t sign off on this because Sam is his friend now. That’s a definite about face for our favorite angel, in the not too distant past he was all on board the Kill Sam train. I like to think it’s his love for Dean that makes him unable to go that track now. What? He does!
So Anna takes it upon herself to head into the past to kill John and Mary before they even have the boys. Cas figures out where she is and zaps himself, Sam and Dean to help. I have to give major props to Jared for Sam’s reaction to seeing his younger parents for the first time. The love and awe he had on his face when looking at Mary was heartbreaking and adorable. It definitely made me think about to last week’s episode and his sneering at the trappings of traditional family. Methinks he might have changed his tune after a little time with his parents.
Bloody, soon to be dead, Anna. Yay!
Mary remembered Dean from his other jaunt into the past and was none too happy about his presence. Dean managed to get her to listen enough to hear that she and John were in danger from angels (thanks to Sam interjecting that last part) and she was prepared to run with them. But John got a call from his boss and went to meet him only to find Anna. Sam & Dean got there in time to send her away via the blood drawing on the wall.
Sam finally got to meet his Mom.
Then we get to the good stuff. John, driving the Impala and yelling at them all to be quiet in a very fatherly way, is stunned to learn about monsters and hunting. He & Sam have a conversation about how Sam could have been raised and what kind of terrible father he had to allow that. Sam, for the first time, was able to tell his father that he understood why he’d chosen that life for them, that thirst for revenge. It was fascinating to see John play the Sam role and Sam play the John role in that conversation. I thought they both were excellent.
I love John and Mary. That's baby Dean in there!
That was countered with Dean’s conversation with Mary, wherein he finally revealed that he was her son. He told her about the song she sang him at bedtime and the soup she made him when he was sick. He begged her not to go into that nursery the day that she dies, he even told her why and that her sons would be cursed. Mary was scared and upset and disbelieving but somehow accepting at the same time? I don’t know how to explain it. Sam interrupted and told them both that avoiding the nursery wasn’t enough, she needed to leave John and never have them and never look back. Mary kept saying she couldn’t, finally revealing that she was already pregnant with Dean.
That doesn't look like it feels too good!
That moment was interrupted by the return of Anna, this time with young Uriel in tow, set on killing the men that kill him 30 years later. John is dispatched and Anna stabs Sam and leaves him for dead while Dean tangles with Uriel and Anna goes after Mary. Outside, a flashing light appears and all of a sudden John is inside the house and Michael is inside John. He touched Anna and fried her to a crisp. I laughed. He dispensed Uriel with the snap of two fingers. Michael, in a word, was hot.
Feel the heat!
Dean demands that he fix Sam but Michael says he will in good time, after they’ve had a little chat. Dean asks how he can be inside John and Michael tells him that their bloodline is what makes it possible, he can inhabit anyone in that family (except for probably Sam I’m guessing). When John heard that Michael could help Mary he let him right in.
That's what happens when you try to take Dean away, bitch!
Michael explains to Dean that his life is fated, always, to come down to letting Michael inside so he can fight Lucifer. Every step John and Mary made in life led him down this path. I was happy to find out that Michael won’t leave Dean a slobbering idiot when all is said and done. I have a question…why can’t Dean let Michael in to fight Lucifer in that other body? I know he’s all about free will but I’m thinking he’d be willing to do it if he didn’t have to kill Sam in the process. I suppose there’s some caveat to that we don’t know about at this point. Dean doesn’t say a lot but he’s still clinging to the idea that he doesn’t have to go along with this masterplan. He tells Michael to take his brother and take their fight off his planet. So cute. Kisses to Dean.
Ram outlined this convo a lot better than I could after only one viewing so go check out her post on the matter, over at the I Love Bad Boys blog. Michael zapped Sam and Dean back to the future and Cas appeared but promptly passed out. He’s not able to travel through time as easily now that’s not a favored angel anymore.
Dean pours drinks to Team Free Will and Sam questions him, asking if there was nothing, not even saving Mom, that would make him agree to let Michael in. Dean doesn’t really have an answer to that and we’re done with the episode.
This was the kind of epi I’ve been craving for ages now. I love young John and Mary (seriously, give them a spin off or something). I love Cas and Michael. I love Anna dying. I love our boys confronting their pasts and filling in some of the many missing moments they had with their parents. I hope they manage to see them again before the series ends. A hug or two would be nice!
See you next week for an episode that appears might bring back out bloodlusting Sammy. Could be interesting!
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Was finally able to upload after FF was fail for me and me alone yesterday. Here’s a link:
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I wasn’t going to do a post on this week’s Supernatural until the last minute of the show. And this is going to be short and sweet (surprise, I know). I am capable of it, I swear!
You know the story, witchcraft practicing kid switches body with Sammy in order to kill Dean and collect a bounty from the demons. But he actually starts liking Dean and fails to kill him. Sam, meanwhile, is trapped in the 17 year old kid’s body and stuck living his life while trying to gain back his own buff bod (the kid’s reaction to Sam’s muscles was priceless).
I really enjoyed the episode, even if it was just another fun stand alone type. I laughed at Sam’s clothing and talking back to the parents and such as well as the kid’s reaction to being in the bar (though I do think Sam would order a banana daquiri and why not? They’re good). His going to get “the sex” cracked me up and I’m rather disappointed we didn’t get to see some after affects of the dominatrix chick. Or him bragging to Dean about it at least.
I really don’t need to do a step by step breakdown. What was interesting was the last minute, when Sam & Dean returned the kid to his house and Sam told him that he should enjoy his life, he has it way better than they ever did. Something I would definitely expect old Sam to say. Then he gets in the car and informs Dean that he was lying and the kid’s life truly sucked and he’s glad they didn’t grow up that way.
To say Dean was surprised would be an understatement. For so long he’s longed for that life and so has Sam. Now Sam gets it, albeit briefly, and soundly rejects it. “All that apple pie family crap, it’s stressful. Trust me, we didn’t miss a damn thing.” He sounds like he means it too.
Dean counters with, “Or we don’t know what we’re missing.” He still longs for it, that childhood and family that he never got. The fact that Sam doesn’t is jarring and once again doesn’t bode well for future Sammy. Just feels like another portent of things to come.
I like when SPN slips something that resounding into an episode that is otherwise fun but forgettable. Since we get to see young John & Mary again next week, I’m hoping the boys longing for a real family does get explored even further. And I’m glad Cas is back, I’ve missed that handsome angel. Oh, and I think my Anna hatred is now officially justified with what is coming. Hope they kill her! Hee.
Back next week with a longer post since we’re going Apocalyptic again! Can’t wait!
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I finally updated Taste of Innocence on FF.net. Apologies for it taking so long but I’ve been working on my other story. Next chapter won’t take nearly as long I promise!
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I’m not sure why they titled the latest episode of Supernatural Sam, Interrupted when it was more of an equal split between Sam & Dean. In fact, if anything I thought it was more about Dean until the very end. So, to rectify it, I named this blog Boys, Interrupted because what this was was a fascinating look into the psyche of both boys.
Sam & Dean make their way to a mental institution housing one of their fellow hunters. A rash of suicides have occurred there but the patient’s are claiming seeing a monster. What better place for a monster than a psych ward?
I will be honest with you here, I’m scared of mental institutions. Not as scared as I am of clowns, but I am still scared of them and when they’re used in TV shows or movies it never fails to give me the heebie jeebies. So, for SPN to go there was pretty good. Imagine my trauma, by the way, when Dean was looking at some clown drawings that the hunter (was it Maxwell?) had on the wall. Gah! Thankfully the killer was not some demented clown or I probably wouldn’t be remotely coherent today.
The sad thing, of course, was that Dean & Sam told the doctor the truth when he was trying to figure out why they were there. They went on about Sam starting the apocalypse and then Dean told the doc to fix Sam so they could get back to hunting monsters and bammo, they’re admitted. Or maybe I should say committed.
I guess I rarely think about how the outside world would perceive Dean & Sam. We don’t get exposed to that much. We see them lie and we know why they do but seeing them tell the truth and get thrown into a mental institution for it really drove the point home in a way that I just never really thought about.
One of the most interesting things, immediately, was that the doctor separated Sam & Dean during group because he felt they were way too co-dependent on one another. Pretty good pick up in that short amount of time that he spent with them, wasn’t it? Dean looked pretty lost when they took Sam away and watching him play checkers by himself just made me giggle.
Sam finds out in group that one of the guys there saw a monster but the other nutbag girl pipes up and interrupts and makes the poor crazy guy’s story moot. But Sam has a place to start, because at that point they had no idea what they were hunting.
Dean, meanwhile, got a visit from a shrink. When he told her his story…it just tore me up inside watching him tell her about how it was his responsibility to save everyone in the world. And she was damn right when she told him that he took way too much responsibility on his shoulders and asked how the hell he got out of bed every day. Believe me, I’ve asked that question more than once, particularly since he got back from hell. The drive he has to save others is astounding and incomprehensible. He was never really able to answer her question of why he did it either. He just has to. It’s as much a part of him as his beautiful face and his green eyes.
Sam & Dean go to see the patient who saw the monster but they can’t get into his room in time to save him. Instead, it appears he hung himself. They break into the morgue area and study the body and Sam finds a huge hole in the guys head so he proceeds to use the bone saw and cut the head open. I’m not ashamed to say that I would have been standing right next to Dean in the hallway while all that was going on. Really, SPN, you had to up the gore factor this first episode back didn’t ya? All the open brains and gushy sounds…I was eating at the time dammit! Fortunately, nothing quells my appetite, but still. Anyway, Sam finds that the brain has been sucked completely dry and Max tells them what they’re hunting then. Hilariously, they are caught by the nurse and she asks what they’re doing so Dean pulls down his pants and yells “Pudding!” I could make several lewd and rude comments here but I will refrain. I can be a lady occasionally. Okay, I can’t. Dean, I want your pudding. There, I could have been more foul but you get the picture.
You can see the wraith’s true self when looking at it in a mirror and Dean sees the doctor as the wraith so they get hunting, minus Max who apparently had some bad thing happen in Albuquerque and can’t hunt anymore. Silver will make a wraith’s blood boil so they get some silver plated letter openers and go after the doc. Sam finds him and cuts his arm open and then is grabbed by some orderlies. He flattens them and goes after the doctor again but Max stops him by pointing out that the blood isn’t boiling. Sam gets slapped into solitary and drugged up good.
Dean manages to get in to see Sam and experiences his drugged up babble, which is both adorable and insightful. He tells Dean that maybe he’s gone crazy after all, he’s always been close to that edge and maybe being in there brought that out of him. Of course Dean is not thrilled to hear this and after Sam’s “I love you” decides to leave to find the thing. But alas, he gets in the hallway and has another talk with the all knowing shrink about his hunting and need to save the world but she’s not really there. He starts seeing the wraith everywhere he looks and ends up a babbling mess sitting in the corner.
The doctor Sam attacked visits him and Sam apologizes. The doc isn’t that worried about the monster issue, he’s more worried about the anger Sam is hauling around. He said he was like a man possessed as he attacked him and that scares Sam, because he knows it’s true. Sam is a very angry character. Dean represses, Sam rages. Sam gets the right to go back out into the mental population but he’s not out there for more than minute before he starts seeing all the patients calling him a freak and blaming him for their future deaths. Dean huddles in the corner as Sam throws punches in the air at nothing and then hits some orderly and gets taken to the padded room.
Dean eventually finds his way to Max and tells him he’s going crazy and fears that it’s for real but it doesn’t make sense that he and Sam would succumb on the same day. He’s not surprised that both of them would go nuts, it’s clear that he expects that in his future. He’s just disbelieving it could happen on the same day. They figure out that the wraith must have touched both of them and made them crazy. Dean and Max go after Wendy, the patient that got to suck face with both boys (lucky bitch, why can’t I have that role?) but she’s in the process of being attacked by the wraith, the nurse that did their admission exam.
She manages to get away but does have a cut on her hand, so she sends the orderlies to the room. Max distracts them and allows Dean to get away while the wraith goes into the padded room and feels up Sammy a little. Can’t blame a monster, can ya? If I had a Winchester strapped to a bed…well, we’ve already talked about pudding. Nuff of that. She does tell Sam that she can’t make a person crazy, she can only take the crazy that’s already there and elevate it. No surprise, of course, that our boys have a little bit of the psycho within them. That went without saying. Dean bursts in just as Sam is about to be probed (not the fun kind) and wrestles with the wraith. Her brain sucking tool comes out and Dean manages to break it, which freaks her out and then he silver stabs her and releases Sam.
They get the heck out of the institution but Sam stops and tells Dean that he’s too angry all the time. He’s blamed it on Dad and Dean and Ruby and the demon blood but really it’s just him. You know I love my Dean, but he’s wrong when he tells Sam he just needs to suppress it and get in the car and continue on with the living. That’s how Dean survives, yes, but it’s sure as hell not healthy and it doesn’t work with Sam. Sam erupts and he does it at the worst possible times. It’s the thing that will probably make him submit to the devil one of these days. Sam gets in the car but you know that’s not the last of it.
I truly liked this episode. It’s been a long time since we got to explore the boy’s heads for awhile and having the doctors, real and imagined, be so dead accurate in their assessments of the boys was a cool twist that we haven’t seen before. Let’s face it, both of them could benefit from some intensive psychotherapy but that’s just not how they roll. At least not Dean and he’s not about to let Sam do it either. Sigh. Sam’s anger is clearly going to come into play, we know the devil loves that about him. Fascinating character study and effectively done. I can’t wait for next week.
Pictures will be up when they post them, the CW had none for this episode. Most uncool! I admit that Sam and Dean in medical garb is not as attractive as Sam and Dean in other states of dress but still, they’re always appealing.
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So I did it. I promised, when word leaked that Max Brady had been cast as a QB on a Spike TV show, that I would watch and blog that bad boy. So, last night at 10 PM, after searching the net to find out what the hell channel Spike TV was on, I tuned in to watch Darrin Brooks attempt to convince me he could be a quarterback in college. Yeah, it was as I anticipated. Couldn’t he have been forced to attend Manning’s throwing camp before they put him on the air? I’m pretty sure a guy should not look limp wristed as he releases the ball.
It was out of dedication to Paxton and all my Days/sports fans that I watched, so you better realize how much I love you now. I don’t love you enough to ever watch this steaming pile of crap again (and the 2nd episode featured not one, but two, steaming piles of crap so I know of what I speak) but I did choke down 2 episodes.
And I can honestly say that I don’t think I’ve ever watched a worse show in my entire life. The acting was terrible, the stories were terrible, the jokes were terrible. You get the gist. And they were not terrible in a holy hell, I can make such awesome fun of that way. They were just bad.
Let’s go through the issues. First of all, DB cannot play a QB. I established the throwing issue but also, I had to endure him shirtless more times than I care to count and no. Just no. The QB tends to be the most cut guy on a team. Not the most muscular, but what is there tends to be very defined. Abs you could cut glass on. And lick. Yes, I do have a thing for QB’s. No, I do not have a thing for DB as a QB. Oh, and he’s supposed to be a freshman. Yeah…maybe a freshman that took a 10 year sabbatical to do something else. He looked like Chris Weinke out there, minus the talent and general awesomeness of course.
Anyhow, his name is Alex Moran, I believe, and he’s the backup QB at Blue Mountain State which is apparently a big wig on the college landscape. Um…yeah. And Alex is proud as hell of being a backup because he doesn’t have to get hit or do anything other than drink and bang girls. Now, I attended a big time college program, the biggest in the 90’s (FSU) and I can tell you that the backup QB does not get a lot of play UNLESS he’s believed to be the second coming. Then, yeah, girls will try to get their hooks in. But seeing as Alex’s ambition seems to be to never start? No, I don’t think so. Plus, he’s incredibly not hot, irritating, egotistical for no reason and an ass. So, yeah, I don’t think he’d get laid by 3 different girls the first week of school.
Besides him, we have some linebacker who has gay tendencies though he denies them who loves torturing the rookies, the star rookie running back whose girlfriend won’t give it up and appears to actually be a lesbian, and the mascot. Yes, the mascot is Alex’s best friend and a complete dork who even manages to get laid. No. Just no.
I would talk about the plot but there really wasn’t one other than the linebacker making the rookies do gay things (like shave one another’s balls and run a race in their jock straps with a cookie between their butt cheeks, that they then had to eat when Alex’s cookie came out). That’s right, I got to see Max Brady in a jock strap. There are some things you just can’t unsee. I hope you realize what I’ve gone through for you. Send flowers and gifts if you must 
The second episode, which I still can’t believe I watched, had the running back’s girlfriend going out of town so she made him wear a promise ring. Alex decided he needed to celebrate his promising so they took him to a strip club wherein he lost said ring. He didn’t drop it, mind you, he lost it INSIDE a girl. So they had to go back to investigate and didn’t find it. Then, Sandy the Mascot boy, decided to help him out by trashing his room and making it look like a robbery. Alex and the RB and his girlfriend came back to find the place trashed and aforementioned steaming pile of crap on the coffee table. And in said crap? The ring! Sandy spent much of his time at the strip club paying $30 a pop to go down on strippers and he apparently swallowed it. Isn’t that high class, awesome television? Don’t you feel good having read that synopsis?
Alex, meanwhile, had been flirting with the linebacker’s half sister and took her to the strip club with him twice. Classy. She liked it though and became a stripper herself, much to Alex’s chagrin because apparently strippers are like paintings in a museum, you look and enjoy but you do not date them. Anyway, linebacker groped his sister at the club before he knew it was her and then he was mad so he ran to Alex’s, trashed his room and crapped on the coffee table as well. Steaming pile #2 if you will. Steaming pile #3 was the show itself.
So, there you have it. I’m sorry I couldn’t live blog my reactions as I watched but I can’t rewatch that. I just cannot do it. I would rather get teeth pulled without Novocain than go through that again. There was not one likable character. Even the virgin running back was annoying because he kept giving in and going along with Alex and whining about not getting laid. I think I’ll stick with a quality football show in FNL and forget that BMS even exists. It’s better that way. I include no pictures on this blog because none are worthy of being on my page. Hope you enjoyed my description…I’m sure, like me, you feel the need to go take a shower now. Gross.
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