I know, better late than never though, right? This is gonna be short but sweet, the parentals are in town this weekend and the time change has ruined my beauty sleep (and I need all I can get) and I ruined my own beauty sleep one night and I’m just behind. Behind in everything and tired. Sorry, but I will do my picks. The Douchetard from last week was Kurt Warner, who pulled a Jake Delhomme against Jake Delhomme. Unacceptable. On to the picks:
Atlanta over Washington: Because Washington royally sucks.
Chicago over Arizona: Because Kurt Warner was a Douchetard last week.
Cincy over Baltimore: I don’t know why, could go either way but I took the home team. You’re welcome for all this awesome analysis and reasoning.
Indy over Houston: Because of Peyton Manning, and because Indy almost always beats Houston.
New England over Miami: Because the Dolphins are a weird ass team I cannot figure out and the Pats have had 2 weeks off (counting playing against Tampa, haha).
Green Bay over Tampa Bay: Because Tampa is going to go 0-16, naturally. And because they are going to blind me with those godawful creamsickle jerseys. A word of hate for the throwbacks, I can’t stand ANY of them. Keep them the hell out of my world.
Jacksonville over KC: Because Jax lost to a subpar team last week and needs to bounce back against another subpar team. Thanks for that, by the way, left Tampa the only winless team. Hate.
Seattle over Detroit: Sucky game of the week. I think Calvin “Should have been a Buc” Johnson is still hurt, so picking Seattle.
New Orleans over Carolina: Still don’t think they’ll go 16-0 but should handle Carolina easily.
New York Giants over San Diego: Because the Giants have to win again sometime and SD is still soft.
San Fran over Tennessee: Can’t figure out the 9ers but I don’t have a lot of faith in the Vince Young era, win last week or no.
Philly over Dallas: Because I hate Dallas. Really, that is why I’m making this pick. Oh and STFU Roy Williams, you can’t out TO TO.
Pittsburgh over Denver: HA! I called Denver’s loss right last week, finally. I still don’t have faith in them. So going with the champs, who have been weird this year too, but the infamous Ben is doing well so there you go.
Hey, I thought I picked the Packers over Vikes last week and spent a week being mad at myself but I got it right! Awesome. Sorry, just a moment of self-celebration. I know this is short but I have to go meet the fam, promise this week will be more in depth, as I am considering doing a whole blog full of hate for throwbacks. We’ll see! Back at you later.
Last Week: 9-4
Season Record: 79-38
It was a real surprise but I think that Dallas is finally showing up.I really could not believe they would beat the eagles.
And too bad for the NY Giants, a four game losing streak. It looks like they are not as lucky as their baseball team.
I really wanted the Houston vs. Indy to go into overtime. It was nerve wracking the 1 second left, field goal attempt; So much pressure on the kicker.
Yeah I didn’t do so well on the picks this week. Guess that’s what I get for waiting til the last moment. Dallas may be better than I thought. Giants are certainly worse, what happened to them?