Like that Bonnie Tyler 80’s song of yore, the young women of Salem seem to be holding out for a hero, a big strong man to come along and give them guidance and purpose in their lives. The concept of the hero has of course dominated soaps since the beginning and it’s a staple that [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Holding Out For A Hero
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Soaps on July 26, 2008 | 17 Comments »
You Can’t Spell Marlena Without M-E
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Soaps on July 19, 2008 | 33 Comments »
So thus far I’ve refrained from dipping a toe into the whole Marlena/John storyline. To be frank, I haven’t wanted to deal with that rabid fanbase, but after this week, I just finally had to say something about that woman. I honestly think my Marlena hate eclipses my Daniel hate, and anybody that reads me [...]
Great & Glorious Grandma Sex
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Soaps on July 14, 2008 | 72 Comments »
So we finally got to the reveal of Grandma!sex on Days. Words cannot alone express the joy I felt when this day hit and the utter happiness I felt watching the show live. Now that we’ve seen the flashback, we know that Daniel & Kate sexed it up recently, after he met and supposedly had [...]
Take Your Ball & Go Home Brett
Posted in NFL Football, Sports on July 9, 2008 | 13 Comments »
Alright, it’s time for me to finally do a sports post here. Those who read me regularly probably wondered what was up with me having Sports in my title and thought I should change that word to Soaps. Fair enough, but it’s the football off-season and baseball hasn’t inspired me at this point. It’s too [...]
The Great Elevator Sex-Off 2008
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Soaps on July 7, 2008 | 34 Comments »
And they’re off! In this elevator we have Lucas & Chloe, new friends and partners in crime. Well not crime per se, but he’s breaking the law by taking off his ankle monitor, so we have that. And in this elevator we have EJ & Nicole, friends, employer/employee, drinking buddies. I don’t know what it [...]
Dan the Manwhore (Spoilery, don’t read if you don’t want to know)
Posted in Days of Our Lives, Soaps on July 1, 2008 | 122 Comments »
Today might just have been one of the most infuriating episodes of Days I’ve seen recently. Nearly the whole hour was spent propping Chan. Doug & Julie were comparing them to Bope and everyone was talking about young love and shit like that. It made me want to scream. I mean, if you have EJ [...]
